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Let all of us explain. I drop by church x times x week. Twice on Sunday when you were wondering. Staying at church all full week,would believe I can find a good lady there. Unfortunately the women there are fat, ugly, stupid and would not give me the period. It's terrible! Even the person with the obvious string wart on her nose won't even have a look at me. Even Gimpy Edna considering the polio braces couldn't piss on me considerably more than simply was fire.
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